I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. — Samuel Butler

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. --Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

Don’t tell me how good you make it. Tell me how good it makes me when I use it. — Leo Burnett

Success always comes as a conquest, not as a bequest. — Unknown

The Taxpayer’s prayer: Oh Mighty Internal Revenue Service, who turneth the labor of man to ashes, we thank thee for the multitude of thy forms which thou hast set before us and for the infinite confusion of thy commandments, which mulitplyth the fortunes of lawyer and accountant alike. — Russell Baker

Never waste time reflecting on opportunities you have missed. While thus reflecting you might miss some more. — Anonymous

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