The Next Survivor Series


THE
NEXT
SURVIVOR
SERIES

 

Six married men will be dropped  
on an island
with 1 car and 4 kids each,
for 6 weeks.

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Each kid plays two sports
and either
takes music or dance classes.

There is no access to fast food.

Each man must take care of his 4 kids,
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
complete science projects,
cook, do laundry, etc.

 

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The men only have
access to television
when the kids are asleep and
all chores are done.

There is only ONE TV among them and
there is
NO REMOTE.

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The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves,
either while driving or
while making four lunches.

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They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m. ;
make an Indian hut model with
six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker;
and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

 

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The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

The last man standing wins.
When the last man does win, he can play the game
over and over again
for the next 18-25 years … eventually earning the right to be called

 

“Mother.”


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 If you do, something good will happen….

YOU will boost another woman’s self-esteem!

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